January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
Wonder how July is gonna be
oh i think i already know how july is gonna be
Anonymous said: GoM hanging out in the zoo?
KUROKO: He’s quite fond of the penguins. They stand there in groups, looking cute even without a facial expression.
KISE: His attention is divided amongst several different animals. “Oooh~ the rhinos—- look, cheetahs! OMG, it’s PANDAS!!!”
AOMINE: He pretends to be only interested in tough animals, like tigers and lions, but his eyes light up when he spots the monkeys.
MIDORIMA: He finds exhibits interesting, but he ends up spending more time at the gift shop. “Hmm… which frog plush do I want…?”
MURASAKIBARA: He looks quite jealous of the polar bears. “They’re just sleeping there, all fluffy and comfortable and stuff.”
AKASHI: He’s the only one standing there, seriously reading the information plaques. “Ah, so these birds only live in Africa.”
Anonymous said: Gamer AU! What kind of games would the GOM + Kagami, Takao, Himuro, and Hanamiya play + How would they act teaching their partner?
KUROKO: Assassin’s Creed ~ He watches silently as you play. You curse when the guards noticed you creeping up on them. “If that was me, I wouldn’t have gotten caught.” He comments, quietly.
KAGAMI: Call of Duty series ~ He doesn’t play often, so he wants something quick and low-commitment. He teaches you in multi-player and always defends you from enemies when you’re not paying attention.
KISE: Slender ~ He plays games that his friends recommend, so they’re usually scary ones. He hides behind you as he teaches you the very few controls, and you begin to play…
AOMINE: NBA 2K14 ~ He doesn’t game much, so funny enough, the only games he does play are sports ones. Both of you learn the controls pretty easily, and he jokes that you’re better at this than real basketball.
MIDORIMA: The Sims ~ You found his game by accident on his PC, and started laughing. “Hey, I play this too!” You went into his Sims house to check it out. Midorima’s trying to stop you from seeing anything.
TAKAO: Mario Party series ~ When he has friends over (and that’s often) this is the game to pull out and destroy friendships. “This is fun!” You tell him, and he just snickers. “Oh, just wait…”
MURASAKIBARA: Pokemon series ~ “Neh _____cchin, do you have a Milotic to trade me?” He asks, while laying down on the couch. He only picked it up casually but still his team was built pretty seriously.
HIMURO: The Walking Dead ~ It’s a very easy game to pick up and learn, but as Himuro’s teaching you to play, he remembers what happens in the story and starts to get emotional again.
AKASHI: League of Legends ~ You’d like to think you were decent at this online game, but watching Akashi continuously win fights with any of the Champions was awe-inspiring.
HANAMIYA: Super Smash Bros. series ~ He scoffs the first time you ask to play against him. “You wanna lose that badly?” He asks, handing you a controller. You grin mischievously. “We’ll see about that!”
Kuroko no Basuke S2 Vol. 5 NG
Ah- Kise, would you like some?
q263 | Akashi vs Kuroko!
in which makoto and haru go to the movies
don’t worry, makoto ended up getting in
submitted by avuhry
I have to say this is completely legit - someone tried to steal her handbag and she simply went “Fuck this- *suplex*”
someone teach me this pweeze-ooc
Ok Ladies, here’s the info on this move.
We are blessed with a low center of gravity. This means that when we get ahold of someone and tip over backward like that, it’s easy peasy for us to do. Especially on a guy. Think of it like a fulcum and lever: they’re the lever, we’re the fulcrum, and because their center of gravity is up in their chest, instead of in their pelvis, when we get down low and lean back, whupsy there they tip right over.
Now, here’s the real deal on that particular move. Check out how this gif end, with the guy’s head on the floor like that? How his torso seems straight up and down, his head and neck on the floor, all his body weight and the momentum of having been tossed over her shoulder?
Yeah, he’s pretty messed up from that. In the really real world, if you do that move correctly, toss your whole body into it, seriously oomph it up and give that mugger a throw, you can snap his neck.
All that said, here’s how you do it!
This is something you do fast, ladies. Move quickly and with assurance, and don’t worry about whether you’re strong enough to do it or not: you are. This is about physics, not muscle.
Get low, bend your knees and hips. Our strength is largly concentrated in our lower bodies, and when we put our knees and thighs into a move, we bring some of the largest muscles in the human body to bear. You’d be surprised what you can move with your legs.
When she got low on him, her right arm was around his waist, her shoulder roughly at or under his ass, her left arm wrapped around his left leg. Feet shoulder width apart for a nice stable base, big deep breath in, and lift just a bit while falling backwards. It doesn’t take much strength but it will really mess with the dude’s day. Landing on your head will at the very very least knock you silly for a minute.
Interestingly, we can use these same basic principles to ruin a guy’s day if he’s the one to grab us! Imagine, if you will, mugger dude runs up behind you and bear hugs you in preparation for dragging you into the alley. Scary, right? Yep.
If he lifts you too fast, and you find your feet off the ground, kick him in the shins, scrape your shoes down his legs, aim for the knees and his feet. Toss your head back and head butt him. Bite him. Squirm. Do what it takes to get your feet back on the ground.
Feet on the ground, grab his arms and hold on to them. Don’t let him get away, because this move, ladies, will put him down and out, and if he moves away he may go for a distance weapon, or start using his fists. Hold onto his arms and keep him in close.
Again, feet shoulder width apart. Use your booty and hips now, like you’re trying to hit his not-so-manly bits with your ass, get your hips back, bend your knees and flex your hips. If he’s shortish, you should at this point have picked him up and be balancing him on your back. If he’s tall, you’re now in position to put a crimp in his style in a big way.
Tuck your head to your chest and roll forward, just like you did when you were a kid. Flip yourself forward and let gravity do the rest. You will have your head tucked down, aiming to land on the upper back of one shoulder; he won’t. This means he’ll land on his face, with the full force of his own body weight behind it as well as any momentum you’ve built up. You may very well land on top of him too.
From here, get up, run like hell towards a light source while yelling “help, fire, call 911 (or whatever emergency services number exists in your country)”
Remember, ladies, with just a little understanding of comparative anatomy and physics, you too can put a man on the ground and seriously mess up his day. But then, that’s what he was planning to do to you, so fair’s fair.
Reblogging again because of Gryphyn’s awesome comment. C:
All women NEED to know this. REBLOG AND YOU CAN SAVE A LIFE